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Location: Here, not there

PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:16 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote

Dang, FNG. Forgot this is a joke thread...............hence.



Did you hear about the guy who finally figured woman out?

He died laughing before he could tell anyone.


Laughing

 What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives woman nuts?

Money


Rolling Eyes


 Why do woman have breasts?

So men will talk to them.

Cool


words of wise men..........

1. Give a man a fish & he will eat for a day.
   Teach a man to fish & he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

2. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

3. Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes
   from bad judgement.

4. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

5. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

6. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

7. Experience is something you don't get until right after you need it.

8. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is  
   moving.

9. Somedays you are the bug, and somedays your the windshield.

10. Don't squat with your spurs on.



 Enjoy, toodles...............

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Interesting.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL rad.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bump


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